Llevaba un tiempo pensando en ponerlo, este es para mi uno de los mejores dialogos de la historia del cine, cada vez que lo veo me saltan las lagrimas:
...toc-toc-tocotoc-tocotoc-tocotoc-toc-tocotot-tocotoc-tocotoc-tocoto-tocot-tocot-toc-toco-toc-to-toc-to
REY ARTURO:¡¡Ooooohh!!
CUERVO:Graaa, graaa, graaa, graa, graa, gra...
tocotoc-tocotoc-toc-tocotot-tocotoc-tocotoc-tocotoc-toc-tococtot-tocotoc-tocot-tocotoc-tocotoc
VIGILANTE DEL CASTILLO 1:¡Alto! ¿Quién va?
R.A:¡Soy yo! Arturo, hijo de Uther Pendragon, del castillo de Camelot. Rey de los bretones, vencedor de los sajones, soberano de toda Inglaterra.
V.1:No me lo creo
R.A:¡Es verdad! Y éste es Patxi, mi fiel escudero. Hemos recorrido todo el largo y el ancho del país en busca de caballeros que quieran unirse a mi corte de Camelot. Quiero hablar con tu dueño y señor.
V.1:¿Cómo? ¿A caballo?
R.A:Si
V.1:¡Eso son cocos!
R.A:¿Qué?
V.1:¡Fingen el ruido de cascos de caballo con dos cocos vacios!
R.A:¿Y qué? ¡Cabalgamos desde que las nieves invernales cubrian estas tierras a través del reino de Mecia...
V.1:¿De dónde sacaron los cocos?
R.A:Los encontramos
V.1:¿Los encontraron? ¿En Mecia? ¡El coco es un fruto tropical!
R.A:¿Y eso qué importa?
V.1:¡Que esto está en zona templada!
R.A:La golondrina vuela hacia el sur con el sol, y el vencejo y el avefría buscan climas más cálidos en invierno, y no son desconocidos en nuestra tierra.
V.1:¿Insinuais que los cocos emigran?
R.A:¡Claro que no! Pero pueden transportarlos.
V.1:¿Qué? ¿Una golondrina va a transportar un coco?
R.A:¡Podría agarrarlo por fuera!
V.1:No es cuestión de por donde lo agarre. Es una simple cuestión de peso. ¡Un ave de ciento cincuenta gramos no puede con un coco de medio kilo!
R.A:¡Bueno, dejémoslo! ¡Id a decir a vuestro amo que Arturo de Camelot acaba de llegar!
V.1:¡Oiga! Para mantener su velocidad de vuelo, la golondrina tiene que batir las alas cuarenta y tres veces por segundo, ¿no?
R.A:¡Por favor!
V.1:¿No es así?
R.A:¡No me interesa!
VIGILANTE DEL CASTILLO 2:Podría llevarlo una golondrina africana
V.1:Sí, sí, una golondrina africana quizá, pero no una europea. ¡Eso es imposible!
V.2:Si, estoy deacuerdo.
R.A:¡Preguntad a vuestro señor si quiere unirse a mi corte de Camelot!
V.1:Pero las golondrinas africanas no son migratorias.
V.2:¡Claro!
V.1:Así que tampoco pueden traer cocos.
tocotoc-tocotoc-toc-tocotot-tocotoc-tocotoc-tocotoc-toc-tococtot-toc-tocotot...
V.2:¡Espera un momento! ¿Y si los transportaran entre dos golondrinas?
V.1:¡Nooo! Tendrían que llevarlo en un palo.
V.2:¡Muy fácil! Podrían haber usado una liana.
V.1:¿Sujeta debajo de las plumas dorsales?
V.2:¿Porqué no?
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Los caballeros de la mesa cuadrada - fragmento
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Los caballeros de la mesa cuadrada - fragmento
Última edición por Chin el Mar Mar 25, 2008 2:00 am, editado 2 veces en total.
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Re: Los caballeros de la mesa cuadrada - fragmento
A mí con esta frase SE ME SALTARON LAS LÁGRIMAS.Chin escribió:V.1:¿Insinuais que los cocos emigran?[/color]
Otra grande es cuando está Lancelot con su padre y le dice éste: "Hijo mío, algún día todo esto será tuyo", y salta el chavalín: "¿El qué? ¿Las cortinas?" Y luego dice algo así como: "Si yo lo que quiero es cantaaaaaaar!!!" xDDD
jajajajja diosss chinnn eres mi friki favoritoooo, estaba pensando en esa escena! jajajajajajajjajajajajajaajaja
es el conejo asesino ahhhhhhhh
- cuando el rey arturo empuja al tio akel y empieza...
me estan reprimiendo! me estan reprimiendo, aki teneis la violencia inherente al sistema!
o lo de ... yo soy el rey...
pues yo no te he votado!
a los reyes no se les vota!
a claro, ahi apoltronados en vuestros sillones etc etc...
es de memoria, no es fidedigno
pero me voi a ver la peli de nuevo
es el conejo asesino ahhhhhhhh
- cuando el rey arturo empuja al tio akel y empieza...
me estan reprimiendo! me estan reprimiendo, aki teneis la violencia inherente al sistema!
o lo de ... yo soy el rey...
pues yo no te he votado!
a los reyes no se les vota!
a claro, ahi apoltronados en vuestros sillones etc etc...
es de memoria, no es fidedigno
pero me voi a ver la peli de nuevo
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Re: Los caballeros de la mesa cuadrada - fragmento
Uther y Patxi jajaja, solo falta Antxon.....Chin escribió: R.A:¡Soy yo! Arturo, hijo de Uther Pendragon, del castillo de Camelot. Rey de los bretones, vencedor de los sajones, soberano de toda Inglaterra.
Joer que buenos son los Python, voi a ver si encuentro un sketh buenisimo de ellos que representa una conversación entre el Papa y Miguel Angel tras pintar la capilla Sixtina, que recuerdos....
El de la última cena, ¿no? fue de lo primero que vi de los python, en el plus hará como 10 años. Simplemente genial.Joer que buenos son los Python, voi a ver si encuentro un sketh buenisimo de ellos que representa una conversación entre el Papa y Miguel Angel tras pintar la capilla Sixtina, que recuerdos....
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Sasto, solo que yo lo vi en version original subtitulada, el papa intentaba convencer al artista de que en la ultima cena eran solo 12 apostoles y no habia ningun canguro (tal como el lo habia dibujado)Junta escribió:El de la última cena, ¿no? fue de lo primero que vi de los python, en el plus hará como 10 años. Simplemente genial.Joer que buenos son los Python, voi a ver si encuentro un sketh buenisimo de ellos que representa una conversación entre el Papa y Miguel Angel tras pintar la capilla Sixtina, que recuerdos....
Miguel Angel : ¿Como que ningn canguro?
Papa: No ningun canguro
MA:¿ NInguno?
Papa: No!
MA: Racista!!!
...
En inglés, lo siento pero no tengo tiempo para traducirlo...
Renaissance Choir: [Gregorian Chant]
Servant: A Michelangelo to see you, your Holiness.
Pope: Who?
Servant: Michelangelo, the famous renaissance artist whose best known works include the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and the celebrated statue of David.
Pope: Ah. Very well...
Servant: In 1514 he returned to Florence and de...
Pope: All right, that's enough, that's enough, they've got it now!
Servant: Oh.
Michelangelo: Good evening, your Holiness.
Pope: Evening, Michelangelo. I want to have a word with you about this painting of yours, "The Last Supper."
Michelangelo: Oh, yeah?
Pope: I'm not happy about it.
Michelangelo: Oh, dear. It took me hours.
Pope: Not happy at all.
Michelangelo: Is it the jello you don't like?
Pope: No.
Michelangelo: Ah, no, I know, they do have a bit of colour, don't they? Oh, I know, you don't like the kangaroo?
Pope: What kangaroo?
Michelangelo: No problem, I'll paint him out.
Pope: I never saw a kangaroo!
Michelangelo: Uuh...he's right in the back. I'll paint him out! No sweat, I'll make him into a disciple.
Pope: Aah.
Michelangelo: All right?
Pope: That's the problem.
Michelangelo: What is?
Pope: The disciples.
Michelangelo: Are they too Jewish? I made Judas the most Jewish.
Pope: No, it's just that there are twenty-eight of them.
Michelangelo: Oh, well, another one will never matter, I'll make the kangaroo into another one.
Pope: No, that's not the point.
Michelangelo: All right. Well, I'll lose the kangaroo. Be honest, I wasn't perfectly happy with it.
Pope: That's not the point. There are twenty-eight disciples!
Michelangelo: Too many?
Pope: Well, of course it's too many!
Michelangelo: Yeah, I know that, but I wanted to give the impression of a real last supper. You know, not just any old last supper. Not like a last meal or a final snack. But you know, I wanted to give the impression of a real mother of a blow-out, you know?
Pope: There were only twelve disciples at the last supper.
Michelangelo: Well, maybe some of the others ones came along afterw...
Pope: There were only twelve altogether.
Michelangelo: Well, maybe some of their friends came by, you know?
Pope: Look! There were just twelve disciples and our Lord at the last supper. The Bible clearly says so.
Michelangelo: No friends?
Pope: No friends.
Michelangelo: Waiters?
Pope: No.
Michelangelo: Cabaret?
Pope: No!
Michelangelo: You see, I like them, they help to flesh out the scene, I could lose a few, you know I could...
Pope: Look! There were only twelve disciples at...
Michelangelo: I've got it! I've got it! We'll call it "The Last But One Supper"!
Pope: What?
Michelangelo: Well there must have been one, if there was a last supper there must have been a one before that, so this, is the "Penultimate Supper"! The Bible doesn't say how many people were there now, does it?
Pope: No, but...
Michelangelo: Well there you are, then!
Pope: Look! The last supper is a significant event in the life of our Lord, the penultimate supper was not! Even if they had a conjurer and a mariachi band. Now, a last supper I commissioned from you, and a last supper I want! With twelve disciples and one Christ!
Michelangelo: One?!
Pope: Yes one! Now will you please tell me what in God's name possessed you to paint this with three Christs in it?
Michelangelo: It works, mate!
Pope: Works?
Michelangelo: Yeah! It looks great! The fat one balances the two skinny ones.
Pope: There was only one Redeemer!
Michelangelo: Ah, I know that, we all know that, what about a bit of artistic license?
Pope: Well one Messiah is what I want!
Michelangelo: I'll tell you what you want, mate! You want a bloody photographer! That's you want. Not a bloody creative artist to crease you up...
Pope: I'll tell you what I want! I want a last supper with one Christ, twelve disciples, no kangaroos, no trampoline acts, by Thursday lunch, or you don't get paid!
Michelangelo: Bloody fascist!
Pope: Look! I'm the bloody pope, I am! May not know much about art, but I know what I like!
Renaissance Choir: [Gregorian Chant]
Servant: A Michelangelo to see you, your Holiness.
Pope: Who?
Servant: Michelangelo, the famous renaissance artist whose best known works include the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and the celebrated statue of David.
Pope: Ah. Very well...
Servant: In 1514 he returned to Florence and de...
Pope: All right, that's enough, that's enough, they've got it now!
Servant: Oh.
Michelangelo: Good evening, your Holiness.
Pope: Evening, Michelangelo. I want to have a word with you about this painting of yours, "The Last Supper."
Michelangelo: Oh, yeah?
Pope: I'm not happy about it.
Michelangelo: Oh, dear. It took me hours.
Pope: Not happy at all.
Michelangelo: Is it the jello you don't like?
Pope: No.
Michelangelo: Ah, no, I know, they do have a bit of colour, don't they? Oh, I know, you don't like the kangaroo?
Pope: What kangaroo?
Michelangelo: No problem, I'll paint him out.
Pope: I never saw a kangaroo!
Michelangelo: Uuh...he's right in the back. I'll paint him out! No sweat, I'll make him into a disciple.
Pope: Aah.
Michelangelo: All right?
Pope: That's the problem.
Michelangelo: What is?
Pope: The disciples.
Michelangelo: Are they too Jewish? I made Judas the most Jewish.
Pope: No, it's just that there are twenty-eight of them.
Michelangelo: Oh, well, another one will never matter, I'll make the kangaroo into another one.
Pope: No, that's not the point.
Michelangelo: All right. Well, I'll lose the kangaroo. Be honest, I wasn't perfectly happy with it.
Pope: That's not the point. There are twenty-eight disciples!
Michelangelo: Too many?
Pope: Well, of course it's too many!
Michelangelo: Yeah, I know that, but I wanted to give the impression of a real last supper. You know, not just any old last supper. Not like a last meal or a final snack. But you know, I wanted to give the impression of a real mother of a blow-out, you know?
Pope: There were only twelve disciples at the last supper.
Michelangelo: Well, maybe some of the others ones came along afterw...
Pope: There were only twelve altogether.
Michelangelo: Well, maybe some of their friends came by, you know?
Pope: Look! There were just twelve disciples and our Lord at the last supper. The Bible clearly says so.
Michelangelo: No friends?
Pope: No friends.
Michelangelo: Waiters?
Pope: No.
Michelangelo: Cabaret?
Pope: No!
Michelangelo: You see, I like them, they help to flesh out the scene, I could lose a few, you know I could...
Pope: Look! There were only twelve disciples at...
Michelangelo: I've got it! I've got it! We'll call it "The Last But One Supper"!
Pope: What?
Michelangelo: Well there must have been one, if there was a last supper there must have been a one before that, so this, is the "Penultimate Supper"! The Bible doesn't say how many people were there now, does it?
Pope: No, but...
Michelangelo: Well there you are, then!
Pope: Look! The last supper is a significant event in the life of our Lord, the penultimate supper was not! Even if they had a conjurer and a mariachi band. Now, a last supper I commissioned from you, and a last supper I want! With twelve disciples and one Christ!
Michelangelo: One?!
Pope: Yes one! Now will you please tell me what in God's name possessed you to paint this with three Christs in it?
Michelangelo: It works, mate!
Pope: Works?
Michelangelo: Yeah! It looks great! The fat one balances the two skinny ones.
Pope: There was only one Redeemer!
Michelangelo: Ah, I know that, we all know that, what about a bit of artistic license?
Pope: Well one Messiah is what I want!
Michelangelo: I'll tell you what you want, mate! You want a bloody photographer! That's you want. Not a bloody creative artist to crease you up...
Pope: I'll tell you what I want! I want a last supper with one Christ, twelve disciples, no kangaroos, no trampoline acts, by Thursday lunch, or you don't get paid!
Michelangelo: Bloody fascist!
Pope: Look! I'm the bloody pope, I am! May not know much about art, but I know what I like!
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CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEVERE: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't -- no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEVERE: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEVERE: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEVERE: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of
wood.
BEDEVERE: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch!
BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales!
[yelling]
BEDEVERE: Right, remove the supports!
[whop]
[creak]
CROWD: A witch! A witch!
WITCH: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
[yelling]
BEDEVERE: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
BEDEVERE: My liege!
ARTHUR: Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot,
and join us at the Round Table?
BEDEVERE: My liege! I would be honored.
ARTHUR: What is your name?
BEDEVERE: Bedevere, my leige.
ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedevere, Knight of the Round Table.
[Narrative Interlude]
NARRATOR: The wise Sir Bedevere was the first to join King
Arthur's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow:
Sir Launcelot the Brave; Sir Galahad the Pure; and Sir Robin the
Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Launcelot who had nearly fought the
Dragon of Agnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of
Bristol and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon
Hill; and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. Together
they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold
throughout the centuries, the Knights of the Round Table.
CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEVERE: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't -- no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEVERE: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEVERE: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEVERE: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of
wood.
BEDEVERE: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch!
BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales!
[yelling]
BEDEVERE: Right, remove the supports!
[whop]
[creak]
CROWD: A witch! A witch!
WITCH: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
[yelling]
BEDEVERE: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
BEDEVERE: My liege!
ARTHUR: Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot,
and join us at the Round Table?
BEDEVERE: My liege! I would be honored.
ARTHUR: What is your name?
BEDEVERE: Bedevere, my leige.
ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedevere, Knight of the Round Table.
[Narrative Interlude]
NARRATOR: The wise Sir Bedevere was the first to join King
Arthur's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow:
Sir Launcelot the Brave; Sir Galahad the Pure; and Sir Robin the
Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Launcelot who had nearly fought the
Dragon of Agnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of
Bristol and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon
Hill; and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. Together
they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold
throughout the centuries, the Knights of the Round Table.
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"Furcia natatoria" es la palabraJunta escribió:la peli es buenísima (como todo lo de los monty python), mi escena favorita es cuando llega el rey Arturo al castillo en el que hay un gobierno autónomo
- Que una chalada vaya regalando espadas mojadas no es base para un sistema de gobierno (cito más o menos de memoria)
tatxu no es d eninguna peli, los Monty Python hacían un programa de sketchs para la BBC antes de meterse a hacer pelis. Yo la vi en un especial que sacaron, Los Monty Python en Hollywood, un espectáculo que hicieron en vivo mezclando algunos de sus mejores sketchs. Lo echaron en el plus hará unos 10 años.
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Re: Los caballeros de la mesa cuadrada - fragmento
Recuperando posts.... (este lo merece, que es memorable)
¡Es un brujaaaaaaaa! ¡Vamos a quemarlaaaaaa!
Sabio- A ver. ¿Por qué decís que es un bruja?
Pueblo- Porque tiene un berruga.
Pueblo- Porque tiene nariz de bruja.
Pueblo- ¡Vamos a quemarlaaaaaaa!
Bruja- Ellos me vistieron así.
Sabio- ¿Vosotros la vestistéis así?
Pueblo- Bueno sí, un poco.
Pueblo- Pero a mi me convirtió en grillo. (se hace un silencio) Y mejoré.
Sabio- Para saber si es una bruja, antes decidme, ¿qué se hace con las brujas?
Pueblo- ¡Quemarlaaaaaaas!
Sabio- ¿Y qué se quema con las brujas?
Pueblo- ¡¡Más brujaaaaaaaaaas!!
Sabio- ¿a parte de más brujas?
Pueblo- ¿Madera?
Sabio- Muy bien. ¿Y la madera no flota en el agua?
Pueblo- Sí, sí, sí bueno.
Sabio- ¿Y que más flota en el agua?
Pueblo- Piedras pequeñitas?
Pueblo- Hagamos un puente con ella y si flota es que es una brujaaaa!
Pueblo- ¡Es una brujaaaa!
Sabio- No no.
Arturo- ¡Un ganso!
Sabio- Eso es. Un ganso flota en el agua. Si pesa lo mismo que un ganso esta hecha de madera, y por lo tanto... Es una Bruja!!!!!
(Acto seguido la pesaran en una balanza trucada, dara el mismo peso que un ganso y la quemaran)
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Gueva, para que veas que no me olvido de ti, medio año despues, aqui vaChin escribió:- Si me aburro, en otro rato pongo el dialogo que le gusta a Gueva "Y como sabeis que es bruja?"
¡Es un brujaaaaaaaa! ¡Vamos a quemarlaaaaaa!
Sabio- A ver. ¿Por qué decís que es un bruja?
Pueblo- Porque tiene un berruga.
Pueblo- Porque tiene nariz de bruja.
Pueblo- ¡Vamos a quemarlaaaaaaa!
Bruja- Ellos me vistieron así.
Sabio- ¿Vosotros la vestistéis así?
Pueblo- Bueno sí, un poco.
Pueblo- Pero a mi me convirtió en grillo. (se hace un silencio) Y mejoré.
Sabio- Para saber si es una bruja, antes decidme, ¿qué se hace con las brujas?
Pueblo- ¡Quemarlaaaaaaas!
Sabio- ¿Y qué se quema con las brujas?
Pueblo- ¡¡Más brujaaaaaaaaaas!!
Sabio- ¿a parte de más brujas?
Pueblo- ¿Madera?
Sabio- Muy bien. ¿Y la madera no flota en el agua?
Pueblo- Sí, sí, sí bueno.
Sabio- ¿Y que más flota en el agua?
Pueblo- Piedras pequeñitas?
Pueblo- Hagamos un puente con ella y si flota es que es una brujaaaa!
Pueblo- ¡Es una brujaaaa!
Sabio- No no.
Arturo- ¡Un ganso!
Sabio- Eso es. Un ganso flota en el agua. Si pesa lo mismo que un ganso esta hecha de madera, y por lo tanto... Es una Bruja!!!!!
(Acto seguido la pesaran en una balanza trucada, dara el mismo peso que un ganso y la quemaran)
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