Inglish Pitinglish

[Churchil]

I don't know why, but I'd take a cup of café con leche with a lot of pleasure. I need to relax myself because I'm very nervous for the election of the city will organize the Olimpic Games in the 2020 that I fuck you.

By the way, what a shabby accent that Anne Bottle has. Surely she has studied yesterday in the evening and today in the morning to do her best, but it has been impossible for her to speak without seeming retard.

[Miguel.KP]

By the way, what a shabby accent that Anne Bottle has. Surely she has studied yesterday in the evening and today in the morning to do her best, but it has been impossible for her to speak without seeming retard.

Well, to be honest, that also happens when she speaks in Spanish...

[Churchil]

By the way, what a shabby accent that Anne Bottle has. Surely she has studied yesterday in the evening and today in the morning to do her best, but it has been impossible for her to speak without seeming retard.

Well, to be honest, that also happens when she speaks in Spanish...

Actually she doesn't need to speak to seeming a retard, but after, when she speaks, she confirms it.

[FEMDOM]

White coffee

[Churchil]

White coffee

[Miguel.KP]

By the way, what a shabby accent that Anne Bottle has. Surely she has studied yesterday in the evening and today in the morning to do her best, but it has been impossible for her to speak without seeming retard.

Well, to be honest, that also happens when she speaks in Spanish...

Actually she doesn't need to speak to seeming a retard, but after, when she speaks, she confirms it.

So true that actually hurts.

[Churchil]

Well, to be honest, that also happens when she speaks in Spanish...

Actually she doesn't need to speak to seeming a retard, but after, when she speaks, she confirms it.

So true that actually hurts.

It would be "to seem a retard". Sorry for the mistake.

[Churchil]

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Very natural and campechaning...

Madrid is plein of culture. Not from you, that's sure, stupid bitch.

[Churchil]

Don't twerk at home, girls... it's very dangerous.

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She is so hot.

[Matilde Urrutia]

My tailor is rich and I drink a relaxing cup of café con leche in Plaza Mayor. What else can I ask for in this life?

[Ismahell]

Mañana libro.
Tomorrow book.

[FEMDOM]

Mañana libro.
Tomorrow book.

Morning book is even more "Mrs Aznar Style"

[Dössierista]

Mañana libro.
Tomorrow book.

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Very natural and campechaning...

Madrid is plein of culture. Not from you, that's sure, stupid bitch.

Im sure she prepared that mess of discourse consciously trying to show our humor campechano to the world. This is so much ridiculous to be real.

Anyway, they couldn't do nothing against Doraemon. Theres no rival for him and for the "japo" power.

[FEMDOM]

I asked my workmates today about the video. they dont talk any spanish at all.

One From Miami sais: Oh my god is she really de Mayor of Madrid? She sounds like a beauty queen! ( everybody knows that beauty shows for miss america miss universe miss world etc... They are beauties but morons)

An the other one: an Indian born in UK say: she try her best but I dont understand everything she says I just catch some words.

She understand "cafe con leche" but not "Madrid de los Austrias"

But what most catches her eye of the whole speech was: talking about celebrating of life. She say: How can you go to a foreing countrie to say than none like Spanish people celebrates life? That does mean I dont know how to celebrate life?

[Matilde Urrutia]

Does any other foreign country have bulls, flamenco and tapas? Of course not, so that means we are the only ones who can make a big party of this wonderful life.

[FEMDOM]

You can find tapas in tokio

And Bulls in portugal and southamerica.

[Matilde Urrutia]

But with flamenco all together? Definitely not!

[FEMDOM]

Wait a minute! Does that mean that KILLING animals is the way of celebrate LIFE? Trough DEATH?

[Matilde Urrutia]

Kind of yes, Oihana.

Today I have learnt two new and cool-sounding words while I was reading scientific papers:
jeopardize: put a risk
cubersome: difficult

[FEMDOM]

Also jeopardise with an S instead of a Z

[Chomo]

Muzzy ya no es suficiente para enseñar inglés..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D9NuhO6COM