Inglish Pitinglish

[Churchil]

Hello, friends!

I start this thread to speak amongst us in the Shakespeare language in a relaxed way to practice with fun. Don't care about the perfection of your text, even if you are atascated and don't remember some word, it doesn't matter, you can use ridiculous pseudo-english words based in the spanish vocabulary to evite the necessity of taking the dictionary to search it when you are writing in the computer.

Come on, people! Take it easy.

[FEMDOM]

Cyclic.

[FEMDOM]

Atascated..... Stuck

Evite... Avoid

[Churchil]

Cyclic.

But less than the fucking bloody freaky threads about the days of the week. It wouldn't be better to have just seven threads? One for each day, and all the forum stuff would be more ordenated and cleaner.

Atascated..... Stuck

Evite... Avoid

Evite is archaic but valid. But i'll try to use avoid cause is posible that english speakers doesn't know it. Thanks for the info.

[FEMDOM]

Ordenate and cleaner

Cleaner is the person who cleans

Ordenate .... Tidy



What you mean by: english speakers doesn't know "avoid"?

What is evite?????

[Churchil]

What you mean by: english speakers doesn't know "avoid"?

No, I mean they don't know "evite"

What is evite?????

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/evite

[FEMDOM]

None use that anymore...

Do you usually speak in your mother tongue this way?: "Fezist çielo e tierra, el terçero el mar,
Fezist estrellas e luna, e el sol pora escalentar, "

Archaic spanish...

[Churchil]

None use that anymore...

Do you usually speak in your mother tongue this way?: "Fezist çielo e tierra, el terçero el mar,
Fezist estrellas e luna, e el sol pora escalentar, "

Archaic spanish...

Mmmh, maybe I'll use from now in advance "escalentar", is very cool (lol, litteraly is just the opposite)

[FEMDOM]

From Now in advance.... from now on
Advance is anticipation.

[Churchil]

Ordenate and cleaner

Cleaner is the person who cleans

And you're sure that is the only option?: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/clean

adj. clean·er, clean·est

What would be the best option to translate "más limpio" into english?

Ordenate .... Tidy

Thanks.

Now in advance.... from now on
Advance is anticipation.

Thanks again.

[xxxx]

I think 'cleaner' or 'much cleaner' is correct.

[FEMDOM]

Ordenate and cleaner

Cleaner is the person who cleans

And you're sure that is the only option?: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/clean

adj. clean·er, clean·est

What would be the best option to translate "más limpio

Cleanest.

If you take a closer look at that link you will realise that: none of the sentences used as examples use the word cleaner

[FEMDOM]

I think 'cleaner' or 'much cleaner' is correct.

Could you be a darling and give some examples?
If you don't mind of course...

[xxxx]

Haha.
It was just a supposition. I see that you're right.

[Miguel.KP]

It looks like this will be an 'Oihan@-correcting-everybody' thread.

[FEMDOM]

It looks like this will be an 'Oihan@-correcting-everybody' thread.

What I am suppose to do?


BTW: I am not correcting you.

[FEMDOM]

Any way: I'm not that good at English I've never been to english classes since 12 years old in EGB

I do a lot of mistakes...

[Churchil]

It looks like this will be an 'Oihan@-correcting-everybody' thread.

Each person will have to discover his/her role on the thread. Oihana has still found hers. She has been simply the fastest and she'll become our sexy english teacher with grammar nazi tendencies.


You are wrong, Churchil, try to avoid "evite".
Now, I will put you an exercise for your homework and go away!, that I have to go to smell my boyfriend's cum, mmmh, is delicious. I'll sniff it while his balls are still full loaded.

[FEMDOM]

Hahahaaaaaaaa lol.

Grammar nazi? XDD I just told you!!! My grammar sucks because I never been to proper english classes.

Yours should be better. You should be ashamed of yourselves going to school just to drink "botellon" and smoke weed

[may]

It looks like this will be an 'Oihan@-correcting-everybody' thread.

That's fine for me if she teaches us. I can fight with my shame.



Oi, my eldest sister was usually someone who always said that to find a man for her to have a relationship was very difficult because she needed a very clean man to be with (not tidy, not a cleaner person, "limpito en su aspecto"), and now we sometimes laugh about that with my brother in law (a wild scottish) and her best friend (chinese but living near London, and very limpito himself) because he is not what we were all expecting. He understands perfectly the meaning of clean man in the conversation and I don´t know if it's because we are speaking english in a right way or because he's hardly trying to understand our jokes. May you help me, please?

[Churchil]

May you help me, please?

Do you speak alone, only with yourself?

Ohian@ you help me, please?

Fixed.

Because you want that Ohian@ helps you, isn't it?

[may]

Dear Mr. President, I adore you when you make a game of words in any language, but I don't want Oihana to help me to get better, I would really like because I feel lost every day with my new british family and I think they can also be lost with the way I speak english sometimes. At least they laugh a lot with me and I know I am not so funny speaking spanish.

To learn is quite important for me since I realised that my niece will speak english and german better than spanish and a new half british niece/nephew is growing up to be a person in Christmas. I have to be faster learning than them and I'm as overwhelmed as punktu with her english classes. Did I say may and was wrong or was I too polite? To put more doubt on my mind must be forbidden in this threat for brave people and Oihanas.

[FEMDOM]

It looks like this will be an 'Oihan@-correcting-everybody' thread.

That's fine for me if she teaches us. I can fight with my shame.



Oi, my eldest sister was usually someone who always said that to find a man for her to have a relationship was very difficult because she needed a very clean man to be with (not tidy, not a cleaner person, "limpito en su aspecto"), and now we sometimes laugh about that with my brother in law (a wild scottish) and her best friend (chinese but living near London, and very limpito himself) because he is not what we were all expecting. He understands perfectly the meaning of clean man in the conversation and I don´t know if it's because we are speaking english in a right way or because he's hardly trying to understand our jokes. May you help me, please?

I have not a clue of what the hell are you talking about!!!! You want to know why you brother in law don't get the joke? Sorry may be is too early in the morning and I need my coffee.

[Churchil]

Dear Mr. President

Sweet Mayrilyn, in a few days is my birthday and I hope you sing me the happy birthday song outing from a cake.

A big kiss in your russian tits.

[el kaki]

Yes very well, butifarra de Teruel.