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Mensajepor Churchil » Mar Ago 20, 2013 10:02 pm

El que duda escribió:Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Dissident!

You are gonna get stoned.

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Mensajepor :mrgreen: » Mar Ago 20, 2013 11:07 pm

What's so funny about Bigus Dickus?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw
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Mensajepor FEMDOM » Mar Ago 20, 2013 11:33 pm

Are you serious?
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Mensajepor Churchil » Mié Ago 21, 2013 12:55 am

Another question, comrades.

What's your favourite word in english?

Mine is flabbergasted, that means surprised, astonished, amazed...

Is an informal word whose accurated translation could be "patidifuso".
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Mensajepor FEMDOM » Mié Ago 21, 2013 6:13 am

My favourite word in english is MONEY
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Mensajepor el kaki » Mié Ago 21, 2013 8:35 am

Miguel.KP escribió:This is turning quite disgusting, pals... Keep private your private lifes :lol:
That is not the way to talk to a lady, gentleman. :?
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Mensajepor FEMDOM » Mié Ago 21, 2013 10:43 am

Now what?
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Mensajepor JLMMIX » Mié Ago 21, 2013 10:57 am

Goodbye my mother :shock:
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Mensajepor Miguel.KP » Mié Ago 21, 2013 1:40 pm

el kaki escribió:
Miguel.KP escribió:This is turning quite disgusting, pals... Keep private your private lifes :lol:
That is not the way to talk to a lady, gentleman. :?
Whoever told you I'm a gentelman... lied.
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Mensajepor el kaki » Mié Ago 21, 2013 4:19 pm

Churchil, if you do not defend me you don't will taste my ass. :roll: :lol:
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Mensajepor Churchil » Mié Ago 21, 2013 4:24 pm

Mother of the beautiful god, kaki, I'm so sorry! I didn't see those attacks against you.

Stay away from kaki, pussies! She is my bitch, useless motherfuckers!
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Mensajepor Miguel.KP » Mié Ago 21, 2013 5:22 pm

'Attacks' you say? Stop smoking that shit...
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Mensajepor Churchil » Jue Ago 22, 2013 10:31 am

One thing, Ohian@, you are living in England, right? I have relatives in London, jewish relatives for more signs. I'am very multicultural. 8) If i go someday to see them we could arrange an appointment, don't you think?
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Mensajepor FEMDOM » Jue Ago 22, 2013 10:36 am

Churchil escribió:One thing, Ohian@, you are living in England, right? I have relatives in London, jews relatives for more signs. I'am very multicultural. 8) If i go someday to see them we could arrange an appointment, don't you think?
An appointment? Lol "ni que fuese yo un abogado" xD but yes Why not? And... If they are jews probably they dont live far from me as I live in "Temple fortune" one of the most "Kosher" areas in "golders green" North london.
Where do they live?
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Mensajepor Churchil » Jue Ago 22, 2013 10:45 am

Oihan@ escribió:Where do they live?
If I tell the truth i don't know. :oops: I haven't go to England yet (mmh, i think this construction is pretty shabby but it's understandable)

But I'm gonna ask my father. :)
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Mensajepor FEMDOM » Jue Ago 22, 2013 10:54 am

Is you father Jew? If you came frome a jew family Probably you are Rich and whealthy :roll:

Lets meet soon! :lol:
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Mensajepor Churchil » Jue Ago 22, 2013 11:05 am

Oihan@ escribió:Is you father Jew? If you came frome a jew family Probably you are Rich and whealthy :roll:

Lets meet soon! :lol:
No, my father is not jew, but he was in London for the wedding of one of my jewish cousins with a hindu girl.

The jewish relatives that I have are not by blood but because my galician aunts emigrated to England and there one of them met a jewish boy with which (con el cuál????) she started a relationship.
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Mensajepor FEMDOM » Jue Ago 22, 2013 11:10 am

Churchil escribió:
Oihan@ escribió:Is you father Jew? If you came frome a jew family Probably you are Rich and whealthy :roll:

Lets meet soon! :lol:
No, my father is not jew, but he was in London for the wedding of one of my jewish cousins with a hindu girl.

The jewish relatives that I have are not by blood but because my galician aunts emigrated to England and there one of them met a jewish boy with which (con el cuál????) she started a relationship.
To whom.

Oh I see... May be you can introduce me to his wealthy young and single relatives :roll: :roll:
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Mensajepor Miguel.KP » Jue Ago 22, 2013 1:46 pm

_LL WH_R_S
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Mensajepor FEMDOM » Jue Ago 22, 2013 1:48 pm

Lol

Hahaha.
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Mensajepor Miguel.KP » Jue Ago 22, 2013 1:53 pm

XD You even laugh in English... Lovely.

I can see a promising future in this thread.
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Mensajepor FEMDOM » Jue Ago 22, 2013 1:55 pm

I even Fuck in english. Oh Yeah!
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Mensajepor Miguel.KP » Jue Ago 22, 2013 2:00 pm

That's serious.
Do you say 'oh my God' or 'not from behind, it hurts, motherfucker' or 'I'm coming, do you see? Together like in films' and all that stuff?
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Mensajepor FEMDOM » Jue Ago 22, 2013 2:05 pm

I have never said it hurts! :roll:
But Harder harder I want to come XD
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Mensajepor Miguel.KP » Jue Ago 22, 2013 2:11 pm

Churchil's wealthy and young and single relatives will fall in love with you.


:lol:

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